Recently, both kids have said some pretty funny stuff. Just wanted to document it before I forget it!
Parker: Mommy, if a man falls off a ship and they throw him a life preserver, do they say, 'Man overboard!'?
Parker: If a woman falls overboard, do they say, 'Ma'am overboard!'?
Maddie to Parker: Bubba, 'waahhh' [mimicking his whining] no work with Mommy.
Parker [squeezing my cheeks and kissing my lips]: Lemme get that sugar out of you! (Seriously, where does he get this stuff?!)
Maddie [after falling on her bottom]: Momma! Need a boo-boo-daid [band-aid]!