Due to sickness and snow, the kids and I haven't attended a MOPS meeting in months. We were all very excited to return today. When we left, Parker was given a bag of Christmas goodies (including a few pieces of candy).
The debate began the moment the bag was opened.
Parker: Mommy, can I eat a piece of candy right now?
Me: No, but you may have some after lunch.
Parker: Do I get to eat all of it after lunch?
Me: No, that would give you a tummy ache. You can have a few pieces.
Parker: No it wouldn't! I'm gonna eat it all after lunch!
Me: You may have two pieces.
Me [warning tone]: Parker -
Parker [doing his best mommy impression]: Let's just argue about it when we get there, k?
I turned my head so he couldn't see me giggling. That kid knows how to argue.