Today Parker donned his reetaculars (binoculars) and his large brimmed frog-print hat and told anyone who would listen he was a "big explorer."
He would peer through the reetaculars, and exclaim, "Mommy! I see some wild aminals!"
Me: What are they?
Parker: (in an intense whisper) They're wions (lions)
Me: Ooh...scary.
Parker: No, it's okay; they're dead. You can touch them.
No more trips to Cabelas with daddy.
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