Tonight Parker told me that Santa called. Parker said he left Santa a message and Santa called back. Apparently, Santa told him that he was not going to get that tool bench he had been asking for. (Not sure why.) When I heard this, I said, "Oh yeah? Well I'm just going to have to give Santa a call and give him the what-for!" Parker nodded and exclaimed, "And tell him you're going to put milk in his beard, too!"
Looks like someone is getting a lump of coal this year!